Project Shield Is Not Related To S.H.I.E.L.D.

NVIDIA”s new handhold game system titled only right now as “Project Shield” made it”s debut yesterday to the media and well it”s pretty much an Xbox 360 controller with a 5″ screen attached and in no way shape of form related to The Avengers. I mean I got a pretty sick phone now with high level gaming capabilities and I really don”t need this at all, but hey all you kids without cars look what”s coming your way!



Top 5 Essential Andriod Apps for the 21st Century Nerd


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In an age where we have limitless information and gadgets at our fingertips, nerds have never before had such ready access to their passions. Here is a list (in no particular order) which I find to be quintessential for any nerd, and yes… they are free.

  1. – Because smart phones were designed to waste copious amounts of time on trivial games. In this latest addition to the popular series we are given Luke Skywalker red birds and a Pig Star, battling all over Tatooine.
  2. – Too many comics are on the market nowadays and it gets difficult to keep track of our new releases, comic shopper gives you release date shopping lists, price points, and blurbs about every title out there. It”s my best friend.
  3. – Because astronomy is the shit, now you can point and view all constellations and planets in the night”s sky. It”s like having my own personal Lt. Chekov in my pocket. Though I still can”t find the Dagobah system for the life of me.
  4. – Marvel Comic”s Easter egg app let”s you behind the scenes of your favorite titles, like raw pencil sketches and scientific probabilities of an actual dark Phoenix event.
  5. – Whether fighting back hordes of storm troopers or defending against an imperial wedgie, this weapon is fawned over by many a nerd for decades. This particular model comes with customizable hilts, color crystals, and even various soundtrack options to keep you pumped and slashing toward victory.

Any app you wished to see that did not make it on the list? An app you can”t live without? And fuck iPhones

R2-D2 Knows How To Party

Well my list for things I must own before I die just expanded. Check out this active R2-D2 that doubles as a keg. Just make sure I can move it by remote and this little guy and myself can have some good ol’ times.

Via Geekologie

Loot of the Week: Get The Pizza & Porkrinds Ready

Yea that’s the Ninja Turtle Party Van that carries 23 DVD’s of the original show. If you’re not already drooling over this then you have too much pride in what your living room looks like. What guest of yours wouldn’t be impressed and then start a deep conversation about the possibility of April O’Neil shacking up with a Turtle? Okay maybe not that conversation, but something along those lines. This DVD awesome pack comes out in November for only $100. 23 DVD’s for $100? What’s the catch you might ask? Actually nothing, just ninja vanish after buying this and keep laughing to yourself knowing you’d probably pay $200 for it.

Via Reddit

I Do Need You, I Need You Now

We have 3 hrs to buy this shirt from Qwertee and when I say we I mean me. Which I shall do so after writing this post. Ummm this my just be the best shirt ever even without David Bowie on it. From the movie online casinos Labyrinth, it has all of Sarah”s pals on there in all their creepy glory. It going for $12 with shipping being $6. So go to Qwertee and drop a 20 spot for this awesome attire and we can go out together and match.

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Via Topless Robot

The BDNS At Comic Con

The nerds are uniting again (not just the J Team this time) for Comic Con 2012. We will be in San Diego starting tomorrow through Sunday. Look to our Facebook and Twitter feeds for our all updates and pictures. Someone will be kicked out of something. James and Jon will be in a Q&A. Jeff will upset someone verbally so bad they cry. And I will try the worst pick-up lines ever on any Lara Croft or Poison (as long as she’s not actually a tranny) cosplayer. Make sure to stay in touch with us though and let us know what you want to see or hear first hand about! It’s about to get weird at the con.

Top 3 Comic Con Exclusive Toys

I don’t care what ya’ll say I’m most likely buying these three toys plus more.

#3 Supertoast

Probably just lost all my street cred, but I’m sorry this just makes me smile so much. Maybe I should wait for a Powdered Toast Man figure, but I just don’t think it’ll ever come. Tell me you don’t want to just snuggle right up to this guy and sit him next to you as you eat your powdered or non-powdered toast. Though the inquires from a girl staying over may be taxing, just throw the Toast at her and watch her crumble. ($20)

#2 Earthworm Jim “6 Metallic Figure

I got a special place in my heart for this earthworm. His video games caused me some serious trauma and help create the little boy before you today. Just imagine this guy and a future Boogerman figure side by side. It’s a beautiful dark twisted fantasy. I’d rather not have to explain to my kids someday of who they are though. “Uh dad who’s that? Who was his enemy?” “That would be Bob the killer goldfish & Professor monkey for a head…you want to go get ice cream now?” See how great a father I’ll be?


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Arkham Asylum Joker Black & White Edition

This is the gold mine to me people. I play a lot of Arkham Asylum and this is just spot on. Just look at the detail. The game was amazing this will forever hold a place on my mantle. This Joker and at some point a Heath Ledger joker will get to

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conspire side by side. Mostly I think it’s the black and white that sets it off, but something about just really grasps me. Also going to set me back a couple meals. Now where’s that blue box mac and cheese? ($60)

Diary of a Nerdette: Zombie and Sex Toys?!?

I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t come up with this originally. Oh well, there is another awesome and equally perverse person as I out in the world.

There are a lot of methods of fighting Zombies out there butthis one gets an A for creativity. Now, this method of battling would not work in the long term, but if you find yourself needing a quick escape, and happen to be in the middle of some nasty kinky sex, then this is the way to do it. Here are a series of four videos: All different ways of escaping a zombie attack with Sex toys. I know, I’m on a roll with these nerdy sex toy articles. I might have a radar for it or something. Anyway, personally, I think the right idea is there but they could definitely implement different ways, some of which I will add.


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Diary of a Nerdette: How much do you love the Doctor??

If the thought of traveling in the TARDIS with the Doctor gets you all hot and bothered, well, look no further. I swear I wasn’t googling this for myself, it just….appeared. Here we have a sparkly TARDIS Dildo! I know, for my first legit write up, this is a bit much but I couldn’t help myself. I mean, look at that thing. You don’t have to be a Nerdette to fully appreciate the gloriousness of this bad boy. And besides the obvious, this thing has lots of pleasing potential. I have two words for you: SWORD FIGHTS. That’s right, Dildo on Dildo action. I am a big fan of drunken sword fights and honestly, I’m a bit afraid to do anything else with it. Pranking your fellow Whoovian might be a great way to use it as well. Can’t think of what to get your Dr. Who fan for Christmas? Problem Solved. For those who just need more Doctor in their life, this dildo is for you.

Also, can I just say, if I had to picture a Dr. Who Dildo, this isn’t exactly what I would picture. Perhaps something more Daleky or sonic screw drivery.  The TARDIS is stuck inside a giant blob of glitter. It’s like the TARDIS got lost in space and found Edward Cullen’s dick…sorry, for the visual, gross, I know. Let’s leave the glitter dicks for the Twilight fans, shall we?



Loot Of The Week – Barbie May Make My Collection

I never thought it would happen, but I may be buying a barbie doll that isn’t for my kid sister. And no I don’t buy Barbie’s for my van because let’s face it there are less expensive dolls out there and that just hurts the budget (just kidding of course, seriously when will they invent sarcasm text). Here it is though people, the Katniss Everdeen Barbie doll. If you didn’t see this coming then you don’t belong in marketing. Like many bloggers have already pointed out, our hero from The Hunger Games probably would not approve of this doll, but the Capitol would be all over this especially when she’s slutting it out on the marketing campaign in the later books. Honestly though this figure looks pretty bad ass and Barbie struck the bulls-eye with this one. If they make a Peeta doll however, I will do more horrible things to it than Sid from Toy Story. Gawd he was awful.


Via Entertainment Weekly