Watch that trailer above yet for the World War Z adaptation of Max Brooks’ novel? Yes? Then I hope you’re strapped down for the next 20 minutes. Otherwise you’ll going to have a lot of broken shit in your residence. I ripped couch cushions, a threw a chair out the window (which a homeless guy now sits on and won’t leave), and broke my dog’s food bowl in half. You happy now Mr. Pitt? You killed my dog. The worst part is that I knew this was coming and still couldn’t handle it. I knew they were going to have one main protagonist (Pitt) and follow him around as he saves the day. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. Why on earth do you need to change how the story was written? Cause you want a big name actor? Granted this novel could have been a great TV series (maybe just a mini series), but a film adaptation is not impossible. No wonder this film has taken so long to get made; everyone is questioning the shit that’s being put on film. Do the Angry Birds need a coffee break because angry Guy Davis needs to break some more stuff.