Nic Cage = Expendable

The best news I’ve heard today; Nic Cage has been confirmed to be in Expendables 3. I never thought I’d continue to see these movies, but since James pretty much makes us and Cage is now in it I have to no matter what. Sly said this recently on his Facebook page:

“We are preparing the film with the same passion and commitment as the previous two. We have confirmed Nicolas Cage, a master actor who gives a veneer intellectual group. Hopefully we can realize to Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes and Mickey Rourke. That is the great mission of the producer. We will continue with the same narrative scheme, the agility and the frenzy, which are inherent to the saga. What will definitely be the last? I can not guarantee. In principle it would be two deliveries, but the affection of the people encouraged us to work on a third. I guess as long as we amused ourselves by offering fun and people, we can continue playing ‘The Expendables’. For now we are not as expendable as it should and as some critics want.”

Throw in some bees, a bear costume, and maybe some more flaming skulls and Nic Cage is right in his wheelhouse. Don’t think those things are out of the question. These movies don’t give a sh!t. I bet he even takes home the prom queen in the end too and then BOOM lead into Expendables the girl team. I should be in Hollywood.