Phoenix Jones, Meet Your Match

Phoenix Jones (a ‘superhero’ in Seattle) now has a villain named Rex Velvet and he’s much cooler than Jones in every shape and form. Monocle, awesome mustache (would be much better if real), bowler hat, and charisma. Oh and the production value. This guy clearly knows how to work a crowd. Yep got to say I’m jumping on Rex Velvet’s side. I hope there’s actually a showdown at some point.



This new Rex Velvet video has just come out and, as Topless Robot has pointed out, now has a mustache ring that needs to be sold everywhere. Also is driving around a DeLorean calling out Phoenix Jones. This guy just rocks.