Michael Bay Is The New George Lucas


Michael Bay talks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by stuffwelike
Bad Michael Bay, bad. What the hell are you thinking. To recap this short video about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle move here’s what he said;

“When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.”

An alien race! Why are you changing their origin? Oh because you want kids to believe they’re real and will one day find out they’re not just like Santa Claus. You’re an evil prick. Stop f’n with my childhood. How would you like it if I went back in time and changed your origin story. I’m thinking your parents have a terrible accident and you get adopted by wombats. I bet that would stop this from being made. I’d say the Transformers movies as well, but someone else would have screwed it up just as bad.

  • http://profiles.google.com/matt29taylor Matthew Taylor
  • Chrismoss1983

    So were just supposed to forget all we know about the ooze and the first three movies? No we will not. O and another thing, if you take away their orgin then donatello will not be the scientist type whos sole purpose is to unlock the secrets of the ooze. You just Failed!! aliens ssppssshhh

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Budd/539735517 Jeff Budd

    This isn’t as bad as George Lucas because Michael Bay didn’t create the Ninja Turtles. This is just another example of a Hollywood adaptation being far off the mark. This movie isn’t tied to the last three so you don’t have to forget about them but don’t think about them while watching this. It’s just another story. Anyone who is a fan of the comics might not be a fan of the movies or cartoons either. The turtles are very different in every adaptation. This will suck though but who expected anything else from Michael Bay?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Davis/500741168 Chris Davis

    I also just read that Krang is supposed to be the villain. That should go well. I like how you somewhat defended it and then put it in it’s place. Classic Budd.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Budd/539735517 Jeff Budd

    My arguments are so complex that even I can’t predict how it will go. Are you being sarcastic about the Krang thing? If not, I agree with you. At the very least it will be different and I would like to see Krang on the big screen.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Davis/500741168 Chris Davis

    Definitely sarcasm. Really need that sarcasm text. Seems like this could really be our ticket to easy big money.

  • Gaby

    Michael Bay is a genius at what he does and you all can’t stand it. He is a bajillionaire because all of his movies (The Island notwithstanding) are huge blockbusters. He has awesome special effects, beautiful actors, and soaring musical scores that WILL force you to feel something, and you go and watch all of them just like you will go watch this one, booyakasha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Budd/539735517 Jeff Budd

    Ugh! Don’t try to turn this into a jealousy thing. It is actually possible to dislike people’s work without wishing they weren’t successful. I grew up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and really enjoy the ACTUAL story so I think I’m entitled to say that Michael Bay’s approach to this upcoming film is stupid. Also, I haven’t disliked or seen all of his films. I am not a big Transformers fan (the cartoon is overrated) but I liked the first movie yet after watching that sequel I decided there was nothing else in that series is for me. Last thing, genius? Gaby, if you think Michael Bay is a genius then I’d love to show you a trick where I separate my thumb into two. I’m pretty sure that you’ll start to worship me as a god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Davis/500741168 Chris Davis

    Here comes the rubber pencil!

  • Gaby

    Whoa whoa whoa, easy there, hold your horses Buckaroo Bonzai. I wasn’t really implying jealousy, just that yall hate on him for his movies yet they are successful and that makes you angry for whatever reason, I never said jealous, hmmm, but you did…Freudian slip?? But I’m just saying, how can anyone dream up such complex, ridiculous action scenes with all that…action going on and not be a genius at some level. The scene in Transformers 3 with the building falling and the huge worm robot and, and the, the, the stuff and explosions….genius!!! Maybe just an action scene genius or explosions genius but a genius nonetheless. When I see a movie with his name attached as director I get interested. He should do the next Sherlock movie and maybe I wouldn’t be disappointed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Budd/539735517 Jeff Budd

    Genius… you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • Gaby

    Who can argue with Princess Bride.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Davis/500741168 Chris Davis

    You were disappointed with Sherlock Holmes?! Your comments about Michael Bay’s ‘genius’ are starting to make sense. That scene with the worm in the building was f’n retarded and dragged out. Ugh that scene may have been the worst in the movie.