Loot of the Week – Stuff We Can’t Have

In honor of George Lucas continuing to ruin our childhood with the 3D versions of Star Wars, I thought I’d show some pretty awesome and amazing Star Wars stuff. Items that could have been part of this column that, but because of George Lucas will never be. He continues to troll us with his ongoing new versions and refuses to understand what his fans truly want. So go ahead and check out this merch, but don’t get your hopes up because this is as close as we’re getting to it.