Loot Of The Week – Obesity In Fountain Form.

May your living room look like Carrie is a roommate.

Yea that’s a ketchup fountain. Rub your eyes again if you’d like, but it’s not going away. You wanna roll up all your hopes and dreams and throw them away? Then buy this fountain because you then have no excuse to only eat fast food every day of your life. You also might ask yourself, “Prof Davis when would I ever use this?” I truly don’t know, maybe a LAN party or your next D&D session? I wouldn’t show it to a girl because it might remind them when the river runs red. But just look at it. SO.DAMN.BEAUTIFUL!!!!