May The Forks Be With You..

See, this is how you market and merchandise properly.

For those who don’t want to read the whole thing, let me give you the abridged. Some fast food place in Belgium called Quick is celebrating the re-release of Star Wars episode 1 with two new sandwiches; a black Dark Vador (silly Belgians) burger and a lighter Yoda inspired Jedi Burger.

Now I know what you’re thinking; how can we get to Belgium? How did they make a black bread? What is that weird looking crap on the Yoda burger? The answer is I don’t know… but once I get my passport, I will have to let you know.

… can I get away with one more pun? “I find your lack of taste disturbing.”

Thank you!