Loot Of The Week

Yes that’s a question mark box lamp from Mario Bros. Yes you need and here’s why. You might say to yourself, ” Where on Middle Earth would I ever put this thing?” The answer is simple…above your bed. Perfect for when you need that extra boost to grow more when things just aren’t (Viagra thought they owned the market). Great for times you need to fly away when topics come up like ‘If I was horribly disfigured in a car accident would you still love me’, ‘If I wasn’t in the picture which one of my friends would you bang’, and the classic ‘I’m pregnant’. Actually that last one there would be good for a fire flower as well. New way of abortion I hear. For $68 just go here to start trippin out and jumping on turtles.

For an unlimited shroom supply.