Games, Movies and Booze: The Raph

Raph is a hot-headed, sarcastic son of a turtle. He’ll sai you as soon as look at you. And he does choose to believe that people won’t recognize him as a giant turtle if he wears a fedora and overcoat. Keeping all that in mind, I present “The Raph.” So, down a few and check out classic comic Raph in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ultimate Collection or new cartoon Raph on Nickelodeon in 2012, voiced by Sean Astin of White Water Summer fame.

WARNING: If you drink too many, you will get extremely anger and have to do karate on a rooftop and scream into the night sky to calm down.



Chill by stirring: equal parts bourbon and hpnotiq.

Strain into a shot glass.

Slowly pour in a spoonful of 100 proof Hot Damn.