See the T-Pain. Be the T-pain.


Look at what I discovered on a recent trip to Toys ‘R’ Us! T-Pain! THE MIC! It’s glorious in that disgusting American way. The microphone mimics various voice effects placed over T-pain’s vocals. The result is that anyone singing into it can sound like the love-child of Cher and a toaster. I personally love the thought of sounding like this because it brings me a tiny bit closer to becoming a robot.