Kristen Stewart Offered Female Lead in Akira.

Yes Ms. Stewart this is how we feel every time you’re mentioned for a possible great movie, like you just F@#$ED us but we didn’t get to go through the motions of violently vomiting afterwards (although after looking through pics to find for this post I don’t believe I have anything left in my stomach).

According to Twitch Film

“Twitch was the first to bring word of Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter and Garrett Hedlund being offered parts in the Warner Brothers backed US adaptation of Katsuhiro Otomo’s classic manga and now we have learned that Kristen Stewart has been offered the part of Kei, a young medium who becomes the love interest for Kaneda – the role already offered to Hedlund.”


My first response is to contact Oldman and Carter immediately to make sure they don’t do this now and my second is to hire a contract killer so this absolutely can not happen. I’m thinking Leon the Professional, but since he died let’s just get 13 yr old Natalie Portman to do it.

  • Chris Davis

    Did you not see the picture, not only does she suck as an actress she’s rubbing into our faces!