Hogwarts, Where Hormonal Teens Are Left Unattended Far Too Early In Life

I’m pretty sure Hogwarts makes more unwanted pregnancies in a day than I’ve been accused of in my life, but the difference is they problem have a spell for that and probably doesn’t make you throw up (it should though). Co-ed houses from 12-18 only divided by a common room? You know how big that castle is? How many hidden passageways and broom closets there must be? Even James would be considered a casanova here. If you thought UC Santa Barbara and Chico St. were riddled with STD’s, then you clearly have not been to Hogwarts. Anyhoo enjoy this music video about ‘walks of shame’ at Hogwarts to the key of Simon & Garfunkel.